BLONDE'S HOT STUFF MIRACLE

As in every territory, you will find that one person is considered the "stud of the boys"; you know the guy that always gets the prettiest of the girls. Well, the same can be said in México.

There was this one guy, according to rumors, hung like a stud mule. All of the boys were jealous of him. On this particular afternoon, I was in the dressing room getting dressed and as a habit, I always rubbed icy-hot jell on my knees prior to going out to the ring. Anyone who has worked in México will tell you that the hardest rings in North America, are in México.

While I was rubbing the jell on, this wrestler was watching very closely. I did not realize that he had never seen icy-hot jell before. After I had finished rubbing it on, this wrestler asked me what that blue jell was for.

In México, the boys do not play "ribs" on each other. But, I am not from México!! So, being the good natured heel that I am , proceeded to explain to him that the jell was used in sex, to help make it hot. His eyes lit up and he insisted that I sell him a jar of it. At first I was reluctant and said no, but on his insistence I finally said ok. I didn't see him for the next three days.

on payday I came into the office to get my money, and yes he was there. Just as soon as he saw me he began to call me dirty names and to swear at me. He told me that he had just met a really nice girl, and had wanted to impress her and had a reputation to uphold. I had told him to use only a little on himself just before entry.

Well, he thought that if a little on him was good, then a lot on the both of them would be great. Yep, you can guess what happened. She's in the bathtub and he is sitting on the toilet, splashing water up on himself. Now she would not speak to him anymore and his old girlfriend was mad at him because he could not perform now.

He told me this whole story in front of all of the boys in the office. When he was through, the boys were laughing until they nearly cried. One of the boys took my deodorant from my bag and asked his if he wanted to try this instead.

      -   Ken Tombs